tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

abortedslunk:

whatevertheheckles:

nepetaschoiceass:

whatevertheheckles:

butwewereokay:

bemusedlybespectacled:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

mikulukashipblog:

ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird…

castleoflions:

rubykatewriting:

amoreinfinito:

#justin wants us to forget this ever happened #’look at me in my cool glasses now’ #’i’m a serious actor now’ #no justin #we remember #we all remember

NEVAR FORGET Y’ALL.

FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.

tunnnelsnakesrule:

can’t tell if the kids outside are playing or being brutally murdered

Favorite Twilight & Eclipse Commentary Moments

collidingkiss:

nevillelongbadass:

themischief:

I LITERALLY JUST CLAPPED THIS

dealanexmachina:

leetakeuchi:

HI, I’M LORD VOLDEMORT AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!

NEXT UP: THAT’S SO BELLATRIX AND THEN LATER THE SUITE LIFE OF THE MALFOYS. 

i just died..

whoever made this up is a freaking GOD

We will be right back with Minerva Montana

NOW BACK TO LAVENDER BROWN WITH A CHANCE

COMING UP NEXT IS “THE WEASLEY BROTHERS”

 OH MY GOD I JUST DIED LMFAO

COMING SOON “GOOD LUCK, HARRY.”

Also, Wizards of Grimmauld Place